Tag: comedy

Desperate Times

This is an entry into my Adventures of Dar'goth Series. An ongoing episodic series about the titular Old God of Madness after he has returned to take over the world, only to be beaten down by cultural norms he does not understand, incompetent followers, and government bureaucracy. Glenavieer the Warrior Witch had no time for … Continue reading Desperate Times →

A Host with a Feeble Mind

This is an entry into my Adventures of Dar'goth Series. An ongoing episodic series about the titular Old God of Madness after he has returned to take over the world, only to be beaten down by cultural norms he does not understand, incompetent followers, and government bureaucracy. Dar’goth was finally free. Finally free of that … Continue reading A Host with a Feeble Mind →

A Sacrifice with a Purpose

This is an entry into my Adventures of Dar'goth Series. An ongoing episodic series about the titular Old God of Madness after he has returned to take over the world, only to be beaten down by cultural norms he does not understand, incompetent followers, and government bureaucracy. For the first time in my life I … Continue reading A Sacrifice with a Purpose →

New Changes to Corporate Structure

Originally submitted to this writing prompt. Thanks for reading! Spreadsheets, proprietary software invented by higher spirits far above my level of enlightenment, and the skimming of emails made up most of my day. For the past millennia or so my job had been slowly siphoned off to the ethereal machines that somehow surpassed even the … Continue reading New Changes to Corporate Structure →

The Mark & The Drone

Inspired by this prompt. This is a part of my Adventures of Dar'goth Series, an ongoing series about the Old God of Madness, Dar'goth, as he tries to navigate the modern world. You saw her on the street corner of Applemath Avenue and Obsidian Drive. Middle aged. Caucasian. Slim stature. Donning a Karen like haircut, … Continue reading The Mark & The Drone →

A Completely Reasonable Solution to Testing Human Spaceflight

Originally submitted to this prompt. Silence filled the board room. And not the silence of shock and disgust one would have expected when the CEO just dropped her “brilliant” idea of offering free trips to the downtrodden members of society inside the company’s new economic personal low Earth orbit shuttle like human crash test dummies. … Continue reading A Completely Reasonable Solution to Testing Human Spaceflight →

John the Conman: Or Why One Should Never Impersonate an Old God Upon His Return

The return of Dar’goth had been long prophesied for the latter half of the decade. The old god of unspeakable horrors would soon emerge in the form of human flesh an avatar for his conquest. As Dar’goth would soon march across the countryside carrying with him a tome of unspeakable magic bound by human flesh, … Continue reading John the Conman: Or Why One Should Never Impersonate an Old God Upon His Return →

The Department of Unholy Deals (Or My Life as an Antinatalist Demon)

When you look at me what do you first think? Be honest. If you've been alive on the Earth long enough you'd seen many depictions of creatures like myself: dark hair, crimson skin, two small-yet-significant protruding horns poking through our hairline. I'm a demon, have always been, and will always be from the moment the … Continue reading The Department of Unholy Deals (Or My Life as an Antinatalist Demon) →

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It ain't easy being a small business owner, especially in such a trendy market such as witchcraft. (Originally submitted here) Review Average: 3.7 out of 5. ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⚝ ⚝ Great rates, only costs about an eye and a half of a newt compared to what you’d find at other witch crafters with their … Continue reading You are viewing selected reviews for Raine’s Spells & Potions, LLC →