Story List

A handy list of all my fictional writings.

Bitter Black Beans

We drink coffee to build machines. We build machines so we can drink more coffee.

Topics: Poetry, coffee


While exploring the ruins of an ancient civilization in Antarctica a woman encounters a horror unlike any other.

Topics: Scifi, Lovecraftian, comedy

The Bowl

Mike found Julia’s bowl of spices, and now Mike can’t stop eating.

Topics: Horror, weird


I found a box of strange cassettes in the attic. They’ve taken me places I can’t describe.

Topics: weird

Community Meeting

Do you know that giant fireball in the sky? No not the sun, the other one. Yeah, it’s taken a new route and we need to discuss how it’s affecting our quaint little neighborhood. Wear your protection, you don’t want to arrive with blisters and blinded vision.

Topics: Magical realism, comedy

The Constant

Every empire that has ever existed in our galaxy has perished to the same man over and over again. After two centuries of searching, I have found him.

Topics: Scifi

D’heet Z’hin

The prophecy foretold of a man born within our village will one day finally free us of the grasp of the Carnot Empire. The spirit D’heet Z’hin lives within him, and he shall carry us to victory. Wait, are we sure he’s the right guy?

Topics: Chosen one, fantasy

Enjoy It While It Lasts

We exist within a sliver of a sliver of a sliver of a sliver of time. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Topics: Introspective

The Feeders

They came from the sky, their tendrils fed on everything in their path.

Topics: Scifi, horror, cosmic horror

The Horns of Lochrane

The horns are howling, the windstorms are nigh.

Topics: Fantasy


A runner wakes up in a room he doesn’t recognize, his memories a jumbled mess. How did he get here, and who did he piss off this time?

Chapters: 1, 2

Topics: Scifi, cyberpunk

Inter-Dimensional Day Trip With Bigfoot

A host of a late night paranormal talk show get a call from a man who claims to have taken a strange trip with bigfoot while visiting the woods.

Topics: Absurdist, comedy, weird

Jack and the Girl

Jack can’t catch a break. He’s a loser to the T, even his own brain can’t stand him. But all is about to change when he meets a certain girl with a particular set of skills.

Topics: Scifi, comedy

The Last Voyage of the Sea King

The city is long destroyed, people are living inland. A storm is coming, and the Sea King must stop it.

Topics: Post-Apocalyptic

Let the World Hurry By

A woman overwhelmed by the world retreats into her home. She just needs a break.

Topics: Magical realism, introspection

The Lonely Grave

Somewhere within the Neighborhood of Wonder lies a lonely grave within an undeveloped lot.

Topics: Magical realism

The Midnight Bus

A man’s bus is late, again. When it finally arrives the driver takes him to battle.

Topics: Action, comedy, urban fantasy

Numb Snow

I awoke in a frozen forest with no memory of how I got there. The snow is numb to the touch and the sun through the woods whispers to me.

Topics: surreal, horror

Perfectly Reasonable

He had haunted the walls of the house for years, scaring off any newcomer who had ever stepped foot within his house, until now. Scientists ruin everything!

Topics: Supernatural, comedy

Potted Plant

Todd & Wren have moved to the suburbs with their seven year old daughter. The house has everything they need: ample room to raise a child, located near a good school, and a strange man hiding behind a potted plant in their living room.

Topics: Horror, weird

Pretty Eyes

I know you’re wondering how I got here in the first place. Well let you tell you the story about my date with the strange woman who obsessed over my eyes. Wait you’ve heard this one? Trust me, my story’s different.

Topics: Horror, comedy, weird

The Pups in the Yard

One of these days the pups in the yard will play with a squirrel. Part of the Neighborhood of Wonder. Check out the first draft if you want to see how it began.

Topics: Magical realism, comedy


She was born with the gift of telepathy, but nobody must know.

Topics: Supernatural, scifi

The Road to R-Day

R-Day, as most of you know by now, was the single greatest medical discovery since the vaccine, and the most significant spiritual event since Jesus walked the Earth. But how did we get here?

Topics: Scifi

Safe Haven

On the outskirts of the farm, strange creatures lurk. We must harvest to keep them away.

Topics: Horror, flash fiction

Seven Years

Todd & Wren finally got their night out since their newborn arrived in this world. What was supposed to be short date night is prolonged by a rather long red light in their sleepy rural town.

Topics: Weird

The Subtle Silhouette

A seasoned henchman takes a promising job helping a young upstart villain.

Topics: Superheroes

The Suburban Glow

Far on the outskirts of the city, you can see the suburban glow.

Topics: Introspective


Loss isn’t easy. Why can’t we swing to heaven?

Follow up story: The Weight of Death

Topics: Introspective, depressing

A Thousand Years

A man is sentenced to a thousand years of life.

Topics: Scifi

The Two Minute Rule

A man forgets to clean a mess from the previous night and reflects on his mother’s golden rule of cleaning.

Topics: Weird, comedy, fable

With The Cool Autumn Breeze

The fall has come. Time to take it easy and enjoy a nice book.

Topics: Nostalgic, cozy

Wrong Number

Even God butt dials sometimes.

Topics: Comedy